20 Things You Always See or Hear at Sunday Morning Football
November 1, 2007
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To see midfielddynamo.com’s list of the 20 Things You Always See or Hear at Sunday Morning Football, click here . Add your comments or details of any others below…
November 1, 2007 at 12:37 pm
Dont forget the fights between players, and the player watching on the sidelines after his 20 game ban for headbuttin
November 1, 2007 at 12:40 pm
Another one – the standard shouts of “Kev’s Ball!”, “Big ‘ead on it”, “Get Tight!”, “Send it long”, “Go Home”. Anything more tactical or fancy will be met with strange looks and a load of abuse from team-mates.
November 1, 2007 at 1:35 pm
What about Tommy Marsden ?
November 1, 2007 at 3:30 pm
the dreaded ‘hospital pass’. Usually when Tank is the nearest oppo
November 1, 2007 at 3:55 pm
Surprisingly quick fat blokes – how does that work ? But it’s true – I’ve seen ‘em.
November 1, 2007 at 4:21 pm
Also, funny team names – often with a foreign part in their name like Dynamo or Real. Sure there was a local team in Wales called something like Carl Zeiss Caernarfon.
November 1, 2007 at 5:11 pm
A decent list and you got the magic sponge spot on – but what about the Deep Heat ? Is it used by anyone else but pub football teams ? No.
January 17, 2008 at 10:01 am
Don’t forget the mass brawl in which the 65 year old/gawky youth referee s***s himself and just waits for it to die out.
Also, the morbidly obese keeper who somehow manages to pull of acrobatics saves a gymnast would be proud of.